likes bananas, turtlenecks and the fairer sex?

has written one song a day for the last seven years (not all good)?

performs live with Mike Tittel on drums and Jamie Criswell on bass?

is a "Gibson boy"?

had stagefright at a young age and refused to appear as an extra on the Uncle Al Show (a sort of local version of Romper Room), even though his brother, two years younger than he, did?

prefers to listen to music that is "unpopular and obscure"?

is a damn Scorpio?

had a childhood crush on Jodie Foster which she never, ever reciprocated?

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